Do not pass go, directly to jail.

I feel fat. What a great opener that is for this entry. Well, it's true. I just ate and I can feel my stomach expanding. Spoon of stuffing, a slab of green beans and a turkey sausage. Ew. The thought of it right now is making me nauseous. I need to work out or something, but instead, I'll write.

I watched the biggest loser finale season four. It was down to Isabeau, Hollie, Julie and Bill. I was routing for Isabeau. She seemed like a really good person. She went on the scale first. She set a high bar to beat. Then Hollie jumped on the scale and beat Isabeau. Bleh! Then Julie went on and beat Hollie. At this point, my kicking leg was ready to be fired. But luckily, Bill beat out Julie and was season four's biggest loser. He was my second favourite, so I'm okay with that.

Currently watching the last season I have on my computer - season five. I've already decided that I want Dan to win. He's a young guy .... and a very large guy. He could change his life in this game.

So for anyone who's wondering about the title of the blog, I will explain. I already have some butterflies thinking about it. So a couple weeks ago, while driving on River St, I got pulled over for speeding. I was driving 50 in the 40 zone, and 60 in the 50 zone. The police officer took little pity in writing me a ticket. I've had this ticket over my head and I need to pay it in the next day or two. $110 .... I currently have $20 to my name. I didn't tell my family. That would just piss them off and I wouldn't be allowed to drive their vehicles ever again. So I've been trying to think of ways to get this money. At this point, I'm totally screwed and it's most likely that I'll have my license revoked and facing a larger fine. If this goes unpaid too long, I think they actually have the authority to bring me to court.

I did find a way to make some money. I have a friend living in Florida that is on secondlife with me. She currently attends the university of Florida. Third or fourth year business. She has told me that if I write some essays for her, she'd hand some money over. However, she has paid me through paypal and to transfer funds from paypal to my bank account, we're looking at up to a month to take place. Balls.

So I need money. I'm desperate to the point where I'm weighing the pros and cons of prostitution and drug smuggling. This seriously sucks a lot.

Anyone who can think of better ways to get money in the next two days let me know. If I end up going to jail, I want you all to know that I love you :|